.:a woman's closet:.

So, as you all know it is said that all women have a sizeable closet that is full of nothing more than meaningless clothes well if you know me as well as you you do then you know that my closet is NOT full of meaningless clothes, it is full of meaningless shit. There is a difference: one you wear the other you may try to wear, but it may fail to cover the things that we, as shameful humans call our "privates." There are other names, and if you wish me to elaborate then i shall; along with "privates" there are "Haha's" "HeHe's" and if i wished to step out of the PG box i could name the more scientific names, but seeing as i am too lazy to, then you're just going to have to figure them out for yourself. Okay, so anyway that was a little off topic, so anyway...my closet is in fact not your stereotypical closet, it is full of everyone elses crap. Its full of boardgames, shoes that haven't fit me in 5 years and clothes that my mom makes me wear. There is also a 2 foot plastic alligator that is probably the hiding place of Halloween candy from 2 years ago. Being of the female species you can imagine the pain that i felt when i had to throw my favorite pair of jeans away yesterday: black skinny jeans. They were shredding in the crotch area and why??? right now im just assuming that they were a cheap pair of jeans. My parents have another reason, but im not at liberty to discuss that right now. My drawers are another story, they are full of a small assortment of clothes that i wear from time to time... all the clothes that i actually wear are on my room floor where i can see them.I guess you could say that i do follow the woman stereotype of having a lot of clothes, but you should see some of my friends...jesus, its a woner how they can fit anything else in there. Ways that i don't follw the stereotype god has so lovingly bestowed upon me: i can't cook, clean, sew, or do whatever the hell else woman are supposed to do... that could be a problem for the lucky guy who decides to marry me. They will hve to fend for themselves in our household. So with all these things said, do i follow the typical woman stereotype??? i don't think i do, so does that me im not a "woman" by definition. My definition.